18 Inspiring Amy Sedaris Quotes (Free List)

Amy Sedaris quotes are thought-provoking, memorable and inspiring. From views on society and politics to thoughts on love and life, Amy Sedaris has a lot to say. In this list we present the 18 best Amy Sedaris quotes, in no particular order. Let yourself get inspired!

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Amy Sedaris quotes

Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.

— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

My mother always said ‘Don’t bother other people.’ I think that’s good advice.

— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

— Amy Sedaris, Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People

Don’t answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you’re joking.

— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

Accentuaute the positives – medicate the negatives.

— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

I don’t mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I’m not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

I think it’s good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

— Amy Sedaris

There’s humor in everything. There’s gotta be humor in everything.

— Amy Sedaris

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid.

— Amy Sedaris

I have always wanted a bunny and I’ll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

— Amy Sedaris

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

— Amy Sedaris

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

— Amy Sedaris

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I’m gonna do it, and I’ll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn’t doing it. But very seldom does that happen.

— Amy Sedaris

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you’d get your supplies, and then you’d use your imagination.

— Amy Sedaris

You think in a different way when you don’t have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

— Amy Sedaris

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

— Amy Sedaris

I wouldn’t call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I’m such a homebody, it’s important to be surrounded by things I love.

— Amy Sedaris

I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone’s yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.

— Amy Sedaris