Barbara Elsborg quotes are thought-provoking, memorable and inspiring. From views on society and politics to thoughts on love and life, Barbara Elsborg has a lot to say. In this list we present the 10 best Barbara Elsborg quotes, in no particular order. Let yourself get inspired!
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Barbara Elsborg quotes
She wasn’t fit to be a member of society. Her mind was a running sewer. The raunchiest teenager didn’t think about sex as much as she did.
— Barbara Elsborg, Falling for You
‘A hundred and seventy two multiplied by thirteen, ‘ Tyler gasped. ‘Two thousand two hundred and thirty six.’ ‘You’re not supposed to bloody tell me. I’m trying to distract myself.’ He opened one eye and glared at Haris. ‘How come you can still think straight? How come you can work it out that fast?’ ‘Good at maths, good at multi-tasking, just good.’ Tyler groaned. ‘Well, see if you can count to ten before I come. Anything over ten is a miracle.’
— Barbara Elsborg, With or Without Him
‘I think that’s why his asking me to pull the plug hurt so much. He kept saying if I really loved him, I should have been able to do it. And I thought, if he really loved me, he would never have asked.’
— Barbara Elsborg, Cowboys Down
‘I don’t remember if I thanked you for saving me, ‘ he said. ‘So thank you.”You’re welcome.’ ‘Though after this morning, I’ve added you to the list of those trying to kill me.’
— Barbara Elsborg, Every Move He Makes
‘Time to live dangerously. We’re having pancakes.’
— Barbara Elsborg, With or Without Him
Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.
— Barbara Elsborg, Susie’s Choice
Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.
— Barbara Elsborg, Susie’s Choice
The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.
— Barbara Elsborg, Susie’s Choice
That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.
— Barbara Elsborg, Susie’s Choice
Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?
— Barbara Elsborg, Saying Yes
‘Everything is temporary. Nothing lasts. We’re born. We die. Life’s all about loss and change. Things happen, we learn to adapt or we don’t, but we move on in some way or another. Sometimes that’s hard and takes longer than we’d like.’
— Barbara Elsborg, Every Move He Makes
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