Daven Anderson quotes are thought-provoking, memorable and inspiring. From views on society and politics to thoughts on love and life, Daven Anderson has a lot to say. In this list we present the 13 best Daven Anderson quotes, in no particular order. Let yourself get inspired!
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Daven Anderson quotes
You don’t get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
If we adopted Jack, ” I quip, “we’d have to give him combat pay for an allowance
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what’s left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
You can’t do that, it makes too much sense.
— Daven Anderson
You said you left Mississippi in 1854, ” Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks “Were you a runaway slave?” “Not at all, ” Cindy Lou answers. “Daddy freed him.” Ron’s jaw almost hits the floor. His wine glass does.
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
My turner Mah’Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
Since I can’t turn into a bat and fly, I’ll still need my bus pass
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they’re out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.
— Daven Anderson
Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the precipice. I tap Zetania’s shoulder and ask, “What’s a precipice?” “A cliff’s edge, ” she whispers. Precipice. Must be a French word.
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les’ microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts something to talk about besides the Blue Mustang. They think our statues are the work of Masons or reptilian beings. Ha.
— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
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