7 Quotes about Science by Donald Jeffries (Free list)

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Donald Jeffries quotes about science

From the moment any of us utter our first goo-goo’s and ga-ga’s, we are as good as gone. At that precise instant, any possibility that It will ever arise in us is irrevocably crushed. If any proof is needed, consider how immune to strong emotion our society has grown. At your next visit to the local funeral parlor, glance at the mourners, who can more properly be defined as spectators. Notice how they smell, how well-dressed and dignified they are. This is because viewing the dead has become overwhelmingly acceptable as a social function. Yes, even the corpse is part of the festivities, lying there as the guest of honor, laid out in his best clothes, pumped full of chemicals and smeared with make-up as the patrons file by and nurse their long buried consciences with silk handkerchiefs.

— Donald Jeffries, The Unreals


That tank, ” Bucktooth pointed at the gas gauge on the dashboard of the decidedly unfredneck-like ’65 Dodge Dart, “is almost empty. We ain’t going much farther.” “Indeed it is.” A solemn Phosphate agreed. “I suggest we stop the car and weigh our options.” “What options?” Professor Buckley asked. “Why do-that is- we’ve been traveling up and down this path for over an hour without seeing anyone or encountering anything. Even the doughnut shop cannot be relocated. In light of this, what options do we have?” It was difficult to argue with the ex-history teacher’s typically alarmist position. Brisbane’s reliable old automobile had indeed been expending its remaining fuel supply in what seemed to be a hopeless effort to exit the unnamed dirt path. After leaving the doughnut shop and the blonde presidential descendant who worked there, they’d been unable to find DeMohrenschildt Lane again, or any other side street.

— Donald Jeffries, The Unreals


Waldo nodded and looked at the policeman’s face. Somehow the water that was dripping from the bill of his cap made him appear almost human. Nah, Waldo thought, it would take a lot more than water to wash that look off.

— Donald Jeffries, The Unreals


At Snortin’ Reformatory, a notorious Washington, D.C. jail located in the northern Virginia suburbs, The Afro-Anarchists were being thrown into a cell. It was a situation that the three of them, like many young black males in the D.C. area, had long ago come to expect as a rite of passage. As the door slammed shut behind them, Bucktooth spoke. “Man, Phosphate, they didn’t read us our rights or nothin’.” “Yeah, Phos, ” Fontaine chimed in, “I didn’t think they had to beat us, neither. And whoever heard of being charged with singing too loud and off-key in a public establishment? I don’t believe there is no kind of law for that shit.

— Donald Jeffries, The Unreals


She laughed again. “You must go to the movies a lot. This is not Dracula, and the villain isn’t Bela Lugosi. They took a good friend away from me, and they know I know. But, at any rate, I did try to find her boyfriend the day after she disappeared. I knew where he lived and I went there. His landlord said he’d left unexpectedly and he didn’t know where he’d gone. Lucky for me he wasn’t there, I suppose.” She took another deep breath and squinted at her watch. “Oh, my Lord. I didn’t realize it was that late. I really must be going.

— Donald Jeffries, The Unreals


Who originates the latest slang terms that are, seemingly overnight, known to every black youth across the country?

— Donald Jeffries, The Unreals


Waldo, I say-that is-aren’t you tired, my boy?” Professor Buckley, suppressing a yawn, was unaccustomed to others matching his wakefulness wink for wink, as it were, and seemed jealous of the competition Waldo presented in that regard. “Who can sleep?” Waldo replied. “We’re on another of these crazy roads, we can’t find the interstate….” “Yes, I suppose you’re right.” The Professor interrupted, taking off his thick spectacles and polishing them on his bright tie. “I, on the other hand, never sleep, as I’m sure you’re aware.” Waldo smiled. The Professor had little in life to be vain about, and he wasn’t going to stop him from expressing a little pride now and then.

— Donald Jeffries, The Unreals


I have come to the conclusion that there has never been an honest investigation by any authoritative body in the history of the world.

— Donald Jeffries, The Unreals