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Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.””Ah, well, I’m not sure I believe that.
— Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is…42!
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up.“I thought you must be dead …” he said simply.“So did I for a while, ” said Ford, “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.
— Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service.Shut up.Thank you.Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy.Hope your diodes rot.Thank you. Have a nice day.Stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. It is my pleasure to open for you…Zark off….and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.I said zark off.Thank you for listening to this message.
— Douglas Adams
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.
— Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Fenchurch had red mullet and said it was delicious.Arthur had a swordfish steak and said it made him angry. He grabbed a passing waitress by the arm and berated her.“Why’s this fish so bloody good?” he demanded, angrily.
— Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
He sniggered.He didn’t like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now.
— Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
We already have the Wooden Pillar, the Steel Pillar and the Plastic Pillar. In a moment we will have the Golden Bail….’No, you won’t.’We will, ‘ stated the robot simply.No, you won’t. It makes my ship work.’In a moment, ‘ repeated the robot patiently, ‘we will have the Golden Bail….’You will not, ‘ said Zaphod.And then we must go, ‘ said the robot, in all seriousness, ‘to a party.’Oh, ‘ said Zaphod, startled, ‘can I come?’No, ‘ said the robot, ‘we are going to shoot you.’Oh, yeah?’ said Zaphod, waggling his gun.Yes, ‘ said the robot, and they shot him.Zaphod was so surprised that they had to shoot him again before he fell down. (85-86)
— Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything
Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either that or back to the dole queue on Monday. Sorry I missed the Wednesday lunch date, but I was in a black hole all morning.
— Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
— Douglas Adams
Things hit a limit, though, when I was set upon by a pickpocket in a baker’s shop. I didn’t notice that I was being set upon by a pickpocket, which I am glad of, because I like to work only with professionals.
— Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
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