16 Inspiring H.D. Smith Quotes (Free List)

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I’m calling this place the Tardis, ” she said, continuing to scan the different locations. “We’re not calling it the Tardis, ” I said. Of course, if she knew what it could really do, I’d never change her mind. “Why the hell not?” she asked. “Copyright infringement.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Forsaken

How did you get hired?” “I checked the box on the application that said “descendant” by mistake. I’m dyslexic and I thought it said something else.” “Okay, ” I said, thinking that was the worst employment application mistake ever. “And they all believe him to be the true ruler of Fallen?”“All the Mei-Bettys do. They’re, like, obsessed with it. It’s a little like restaurant-of-the-body-snatchers, you know?” “Then why do you work there?” I asked. “Clearly, you figured out something was wrong with them.” “Duh, but it pays well and they provide room and board. I sorta needed the job and a place to stay. It’s got free wifi, ” she said, as if that explained everything.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Forsaken

I flinched when his hands lifted, although it was more of a reaction to everything that had been happening to me, not necessarily because he was Death. He stilled. “You’re sad, ” he said. “Let me help you.” “There isn’t anything you can do.” “I can comfort you.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Hope

I’d like to say it could have been worse. I’m sure lots of people hate their job, or their boss, or the people they work with. I just couldn’t relate to those people. They have options. They can quit their job, move out of town, or drop off the grid. The only option I had was a guaranteed one-way ticket to Hell when I died, and that didn’t include dental.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Hope

I grouped my fellow employees into three categories: the plebes, the damned, and the demons.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Hope

You came here of your own free will, Claire. I won’t be denied. You’re mine now, and I intend to keep you.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Hope

I pulled Thanos in for a kiss, surprising him. I wasn’t sure if it was our bond or the fear this might be my last kiss, but I didn’t hold anything back. I let him in. He took full advantage, plundering my mouth as if I were the last woman on Earth, which could have been a result of him being trapped in a desolate wasteland for the last five hundred years—but I decided not to overthink it.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Awakened

What exactly did you expect me to do? I told The Boss what you said, but he’s not going to budge. Nobody gets dental.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Hope

You have your orders, ” Mab shouted at the guards. “To the Deeps with her.” The men led me from the great hall, taking me along a series of corridors to the back of the castle, then winding through another long corridor and into a spiraling stairwell that appeared to have no end. We went further and further down until finally it ended so deep in the ground it felt like a grave. My pulse quickened as we reached the bottom. A single dark door lay ahead.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Hope

With his nose in my hair, he inhaled deeply before putting a light kiss on my cheek. “Have you come to play?” he asked then kissed me again. “No.” I cringed when he drew my earlobe into his mouth. “I came to help you. That’s all. I swear.” “I’d rather play.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Hope

I eyed the sheriff. “So I better be breathing when He finds me.” “Who the hell are you talking about?” the sheriff blurted. I chuckled. The postman sneered at the sheriff. “She means the Demon King. The Devil. This is a phone from Hell—the real one.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Hope

Don’t worry, ” I said. “We won’t be having slumber parties and spa days any time soon.” “I quite like spa days.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Forsaken

The blue of winter, the brown of spring, the red of summer, and the fall of green. I seek the place of treasures past. I seek the truth of sand and glass. I call to the wind of seasons past. I bring with me the best of summer. I am the one with whom you bask. Deliver me and complete your task.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Awakened

She shoved me against the wall, pulling a knife from her belt and pressing it against my throat. “Who are you?” she hissed. I winced as the blade drew a line of blood on my flesh. I considered my options. Queen of the Fallen, no. Enemy to your children, no. “I’m Claire, the Devil’s assistant, ” I answered, deciding on the simplest choice.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Awakened

I headed for my office, but stopped when I saw my laptop on the couch. Sorrel had obviously borrowed it—again—without permission. I grabbed it, wondering what questionable site he’d left on the screen this time and making a mental note to run the anti-virus software. After taking a shower, putting on my pajamas, and fixing an ice cream sundae for dinner—yes, it was one of those days—I sat down at my desk and pulled up the web browser.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Forsaken

I couldn’t just start killing people. That wasn’t really my thing.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Forsaken

Is that true?” The Boss asked Mace. Without even batting an eye, Mace said, “Yes.”“And you agreed?” The Boss questioned. “Of course. Anything for my queen, ” he said, holding his glass up to me in a mock toast.

— H.D. Smith, Dark Forsaken