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No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
This is Sailor Supergirl, ” George says. “She knows all about black holes.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
When I turn back to Jase, he’s again beaming at me. “You’re nice.” He sounds pleased, as if he hadn’t expected this aspect of my personality.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
Jase props himself up on an elbow, looking at me for a minute without saying anything. His face gets an unreadable expression, and I wish I could take back walking over.Then he observes, “I’m guessing that’s a uniform.”Crap. I’d forgotten I was still wearing it.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
I scoop a clattering cascade of green apple Jelly Bellys into the white paper bag and remember when we were seven. I got stung by a jellyfish. Tim cried because his mother, and mine, wouldn’t let him pee on my leg, which he’d heard was an antidote to the sting.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
The combined odors of Cass’s subtle aftershave and the disgusting reek of Nic are overpowering. I wonder if Cass will keel over and I’ll have to perform CPR. This speculation should not feel so much like a fantasy.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick, What I Thought Was True
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