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I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I had to fight with myself to keep from making up bullshit reasons to call the Keep so I could hear his voice. My only saving grace was that Curran wasn’t handling this whole mating thing any better. Yesterday he’d called me at the office claiming that he couldn’t find his socks. We talked for two hours.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
Curran looked back at me. “Why is it you always attract creeps?””You tell me.” Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
I can’t give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you’d set it on fire.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I’m not it.””A can-I girl?” Andrea frowned. I leaned back. “‘Can I fetch your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I…” It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head. “He’s standing behind me, isn’t he?” Andrea nodded slowly.”Technically it should be ‘may I’, ” Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. “Since you’re asking for permission.” Why me? “To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer maintain my personal space, but you’re a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
It’s a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites
Did he just rip out the engine?” I asked.”Yes”, Saiman said. “And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it.”Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall.The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman.He shrugged. “It begged for a soundtrack.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome…When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female’s head under the water and asking, “Who’s diving for clams now, bitch?
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites
I’ve never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.
— Ilona Andrews, On the Edge
I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.He lay still. “I give up, ” he said and smiled. “Your move.”Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move?
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
I came to the table, pulled up a chair, and sat. “Everyone brought a pet. I feel left out.” An enthusiastic howl broke the silence, and Grendel bounded through the doorway. He galloped through the steak house, skidded on the floor, smashed into my chair, and dropped a dead rat on my lap. Awesome.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
— Ilona Andrews, On the Edge
What’s that?””That’s my attack poodle.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites
It’s awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?
— Ilona Andrews, On the Edge
Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
He’d spent the night in the boat. Next to the spaghetti queen.William glanced at the hobo girl. She sat across from him, huddled in a clump. Her stench had gotten worse overnight, probably from the dampness. Another night like the last one, and he might snap and dunk her into that river just to clear the air.She saw him looking. Dark eyes regarded him with slight scorn.William leaned forward and pointed at the river. “I don’t know why you rolled in spaghetti sauce, ” he said in a confidential voice. “I don’t really care. But that water over there won’t hurt you. Try washing it off.”She stuck her tongue out.“Maybe after you’re clean, ” he said.Her eyes widened. She stared at him for a long moment. A little crazy spark lit up in her dark irises. She raised her finger, licked it, and rubbed some dirt off her forehead.Now what?The girl showed him her stained finger and reached toward him slowly, aiming for his face.“No, ” William said. “Bad hobo.”The finger kept coming closer.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
She surveyed the carnage behind him. “Did you have fun?”He showed her his teeth. “Yes.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselves to you. Do this or die.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
…sometimes what you go looking for isn’t as important as what you leave behind.
— Ilona Andrews, One Fell Sweep
She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… “Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.” Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
— Ilona Andrews, Curran
Did those nice church ladies come by again?” He nodded. “I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God’s eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
You will not pass!” Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?”His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
Kate’s Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
— Ilona Andrews
She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.”“Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.
— Ilona Andrews, On the Edge
When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. ‘I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
Minutes passed by. A little blue butterfly landed on my nose. I blinked at it and it fluttered to my ear. A big yellow butterfly gently floated over and landed on my paw. Soon a whole swarm of them floated up and down around me, like a swirl of multicolored petals. It happened in my backyard, too, if the magic was strong enough. Butterflies were small and light, and very magic sensitive. For some reason I made them feel safe and they gravitated to me like iron shavings to a magnet. They ruined my ferocious badass image, but you’d have to be a complete beast to swat butterflies.If a baby deer frolicked out from between the buildings trying to cuddle up, I would roar. I wouldn’t bite it, but I would roar. I had my limits.
— Ilona Andrews, Hexed
He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. “You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don’t you, Mouse?””Nope!””Ahhh, I’m hurt. Nobody likes me.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we’ll kill everything.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable, it fell down to his shoulders. She wondered what he’d do if she threw some mud in it. Probably kill her.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time.Me (Ilona): …~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to see these pies. *opening the stove*Kid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time.Kid 1: I know, right?
— Ilona Andrews
You’re right, my problems are the biggest problems ever, ” George said. “No, honestly, it’s horrible to be me. I’m rich, talented, and I make girls cry.””How do you make girls cry, exactly?”George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, “My past is tragic. I wouldn’t want to burden you with it. It’s a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
Did I hurt you in the parking lot?””No, m’lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car.”Great.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
At the door, Audrey called, “Are you coming?””No, just breathing hard, love.” He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, “Oh, my God!
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
This doesn’t mean you’re getting a discount.”Audrey heaved a mock sigh. “Oh well. I guess I’ll have to ply you with sexual favors, then.”Gnome choked on the soup. “I’m old enough to be your grandfather!”Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. “But you’re not.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
That’s all right, ” she told him. “I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine.”Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn’t get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could’ve done it, but I didn’t. I just gave him some drugs.””You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?””Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. “THe only man who gets to call me’love’ would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun n
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot.”She raised her hand. “Don’t.””It was awesome, ” George confirmed. “It really was, ” Jack said. “His head exploded.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn’t his style. He did his best work in plain view, and, usually, his tongue was doing most
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
A forest, ” William said, his expression distant. “Where the ground is dry soil and stone. Where tall trees grow and centuries of autumn carpet their roots. Where the wind smells of game and wildflowers.””Why, that was lovely, Lord Bill. Do you ever write poetry? Something for your blueblood lady?””No.””She doesn’t like poetry?””Leave it.”Hehe. “Oh, so you have a lady. How interes–
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
She put her hand on her hip. “Where are you going?””To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we’re cool.”Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
An evil spark flared in his eyes. “Trade: raccoon for some answers.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
How can it not exist? What does that—” A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. “Squirrel!”Mad Rogan swerved to the side, trying to avoid the suicidal beast. The SUV hit a curb and jumped. For a terrifying second, we almost flew, weightless. My heart leaped into my throat. The heavy vehicle landed back on the pavement with a thud. The squirrel leapt into the grass on the other side.I remembered to breathe. “Thank you for not killing the squirrel.”“You’re welcome, although now I want to go back and strangle it.
— Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me
He chuckled into my hair. My body decided this would be a fine moment to remember that his body was wrapped around mine and his body was muscular, hard, and hot, and my butt was pressed against his groin. Cuddled up by a dragon. No, thank you. Let me off this train.“If you keep wiggling, things might get uncomfortable, ” he said into my ear, his voice like a caress. “I’m doing my best, but thinking about baseball only takes you so far.
— Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me
Shit” Bug said, his face sour. “It’s that thing again. We’ve been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a lead and then poof” – he made a puffing motion with his fingers – “it melts into nothing and all you have is frustration and the far noise your face makes when you hit you desk with it.”Fart…. what?
— Ilona Andrews, White Hot
I squinted at her. “You’re an adult.” “You’re an adult too.” “But you’re an older adult. You’ve had more practice.” Mom leaned back and laughed.
— Ilona Andrews, White Hot
Her philosophy was, if it had a pulse, it could be killed. I didn’t really have a philosophy, but I could see how talking with the school director would be difficult for her. If he said something she didn’t like, chopping him to tiny pieces wouldn’t exactly help me get into the school.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Tests
When she looked at him with those dark eyes, Nassar felt the urge to say something intelligent and deeply impressive. Unfortunately, nothing of the kind came to mind.
— Ilona Andrews, Grace of Small Magics
Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”“Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”“Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
You’re like a god from a Greek myth, Saiman. You have no empathy. You have no concept of the world beyond your ego. Wanting something gives you an automatic right to obtain it by whatever means necessary with no regard to the damage it may do. I would be careful if I were you. Friends and objects of deities’ desires dropped like flies. In the end the gods always ended up miserable and alone.”— Kate Daniels
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
Leaving what is safe so you can be more, Derek said. The cage is what the bird knows; the sky is all the things he still wants to do even if it’s a risk.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Rises
Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say ‘please.'”I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. “You will say ‘please’ before and ‘thank you’ after.” Nervous laughter bubbled up. “You’ve gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
He plugged the phone into the outlet.It rang. Roman stared at it as if it were a viper. The phone rang again. He unplugged it. “There.” “It can’t be that bad, ” I told him. “Oh, it’s bad.” Roman nodded. “My dad refused to help my second sister buy a house, because he doesn’t like her boyfriend. My mother called him and it went badly. She cursed him. Every time he urinates, the stream arches up and over.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn’t melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena’s chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites
So far I had the god of evil and the god of terror on my side. My good-guy image was taking a serious beating. Maybe I should recruit some unicorns or kittens with rainbow powers to even us out.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
Yes, ” Curran said. “We’d like you to officiate.”“I’m sorry?”“We’d like you to marry us, ” I said.Roman’s eyes went wide. He pointed to himself. “Me?”“Yes, ” Curran said.“Marry you?”“Yes.”“You do know what I do, right?”“Yes, ” I said. “You’re Chernobog’s priest.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
We have to stop anyway. I don’t want you to regret this later. And I don’t want your head to explode.””Really? You’re so good that my head would explode?”It took him a moment. His expression changed from intense to speculative. “It’s a possibility. I’m not a doctor, but Doolittle says it could happen.””That’s a lot of expectation to live up to.””I exceed expectations.”So modest, too.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts
Sex is about physical attraction, yes, but it’s also about trust. I don’t trust you. You’re completely self-absorbed and egoistic. You offer nothing I want.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Graves
Im’s offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk’s claws as it strikes its prey. They demonstrate their contraptions and everyone marvels. My children get drunk, confuse a herd of cows with an enemy regiment, and slaughter the lot, screaming like lunatics until the entire army panics.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn’t very far.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
Our relationship had been doomed form the start, because it was based on grief, and unlike love, grief eventually passed.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites
Amy, ” Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. “I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one.
— Ilona Andrews, On the Edge
You will show that thing to me and from now on, I will deal with them.”I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. “I’m sorry, I must’ve missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me.
— Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
Myths tend to spiral out of control. Do you howl at the full moon and steal maidens to devour?””Depends on the maiden, ” he said.Was he flirting with me? Devouring didn’t really go with flirting, but his tone of voice did. Was this how werewolves flirted? Hey, baby, if I had to kill any girl and eat her flesh, it would be you…clean sweep
— Ilona Andrews
I turned to leave and paused before the gap in the ruined wall. “One last thing, Your Majesty. I’d like a name I can put into my report, something shorter than typing out ‘The Leader of the Southern Shapechanger Faction.’ What should I call you?””Lord.”I rolled my eyes.He shrugged. “It’s short.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites
No more tubs for me.” I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. “They make me lose all sense.”Curran sprawled on the bed with a big self-satisfied smile. “Want to know a secret?””Sure.””It’s not the bathtub, baby.”Well, aren’t we smug. I picked up the corner of the lowest mattress and made a show of looking under it.”What are you looking for?””A pea Your Majesty.””What?””You heard me.”I jumped back as he lunged and his fingers missed me by an inch.”Getting slow in your old age.””I thought you liked it slow.”A flashback to last night mugged me and my mind executed a full stop.He laughed. “Ran out of snappy comebacks?””Hush. I’m trying to think of one.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
You want me to go back into that house protected by a magic sticky note?”“Don’t even start, ” I told him. “It’s working. If it weren’t working, you couldn’t drag me into that place.”“What did you write on here? ‘Don’t die’?”“No, I wrote, ‘Don’t be an a-hole!’” I headed for the house.“On yours or mine?”“On yours.”“Well, in that case, your magic isn’t working. I’m still an asshole.
— Ilona Andrews
Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.’….’Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
Andrea: “….I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix.”Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
Sophie raised her head. Light filtering through the trees dappled her face. “Hawk.”Charlotte looked up as well. A bird of prey soared above the treetops, circling around them.“It’s dead, ” Sophie said. “George is guiding it. He is very powerful.”The realization washed over Charlotte in a cold gush of embarrassment. “Is George spying on Richard and me?”“Always, ” Sophie said. “All those perfect manners are a sham. He spies on everyone and everything. Declan hasn’t been able to conduct a single business meeting in the past year without George’s knowing all the details. He does let go when you make love. He is a prude.”“‘Prude’ is a coarse word. He has a sense of tact, ” Charlotte corrected before she caught herself.“A sense of tact, ” Sophie repeated, tasting the words. “Thank you. The other one is somewhere around here, too.”“The other one?”Sophie surveyed the woods. “I can smell you, Jack!”“No, you can’t, ” a distant voice answered
— Ilona Andrews, Steel’s Edge
We took a right at the fork, heading farther north. The charred houses continued. To the right, a large sign nailed to an old telephone post shouted DANGER in huge red letters. Underneath in crisp black letters was written:IM-1: Infectious Magic AreaDo Not EnterAuthorized Personnel OnlyA second smaller sign under the first one, written on a piece of plastic with permanent marker, read:Keep out, stupid.“We aren’t going to keep out, are we?” Ascanio asked.“No.”“Awesome.
— Ilona Andrews
So you want me to track down a supernaturally fast sniper who can disappear into thin air, retrieve your maps, and do it so nobody finds out what I’m doing or why?”Exactly.’I sighed. ‘I’ll get the paperwork.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Dina, I’m bored, ” Caldenia announced.Too bad. I guaranteed her safety, not entertainment. “What about your game?”Her Grace gave me a shrug. “I’ve beaten it five times on the Deity setting. I’ve reducedParis to ashes because Napoleon annoyed me. I’ve eradicated Gandhi. I’ve crushed George Washington. Empress Wu had potential, so I eliminated her before we even cleared Bronze Age. The Egyptians are my pawns. I dominate the planet. Oddly, I find myself mildly fascinated by Genghis Khan. A shrewd and savage warrior, possessing a certain magnetism. I left him with a single city, and I periodically make ridiculous demands that I know he can’t meet so I can watch him squirm.
— Ilona Andrews, Sweep in Peace
. . . hated each other so much their feud had become legendary. Half the jokes in the galaxy started with “a vampire and an otrokar walk into a bar….
— Ilona Andrews, Sweep in Peace
Anger – a better alternative to caffeine.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Rises
It seems that we had…not a better education, per se, but perhaps more incentive to use it. They learn, but they hardly think.
— Ilona Andrews, Steel’s Edge
No, it’s human, Curran said. That’s the problem. People, especially unhappy people, want a cause. They want something to belong to, to be a part of something great and bigger, and to be led. It’s easy to be a cog in a machine: you don’t have to think, you have no responsibility. You’re just following orders. Doing as your told.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
What did I tell you about plastic ties? Only for humans, Julie murmured.If you don’t listen to me, I can’t teach you anything.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
The last time Assistant Principal Parker called, a girl in the school’s locker room had accused Julie of being a whore during the two years she’d spent on the street. My kid took exception to that and decided to communicate that by applying a chair to the offending party’s head. I’d told her to go for the gut next time- it left less evidence.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
You can do without sleep or without food, but not without both and sleep wasn’t an option.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Graves
Secret to what?””Secret to shutting you up, ” he said. “I just have to beat you till you’re half-dead, then give you chicken soup and”–he raised his hands–“blessed silence.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
The universe was full of wonders. Some of them would drive you insane if you thought about them too long.
— Ilona Andrews, Sweep in Peace
I know human nature. We might sacrifice a few, because we are stupid and hardwired for group survival. But we would never die in the thousands because a god wished it. Those kinds of numbers require material gains, like power, wealth, territory.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t battingfor the other team, I’d marry you.”He grinned. “If I weren’t batting for the other team, I would accept yourproposal. You had me at ‘No comment.’ If all my clients were this smart, mylife would be much easier. Much, much easier.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
I like home. It’s warm and there are books.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts
Hey, would you look at that shit?”I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle.”Clear out!” I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
If she died as a result of this journey, it wouldn’t be because of slavers. It would be because Richard’s inability to communicate would give her a heart attack.
— Ilona Andrews, Steel’s Edge
No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate. Unique and different, but not separate.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Rises
He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His breath was warm against my ear. His voice was a ragged snarl. “I miss you.”This wasn’t happening.”I worry about you.” He dipped his head and looked into my eyes. “I worry something stupid will happen and I won’t be there and you’ll be gone. I worry we won’t ever get a chance and it’s driving me out of my skull.”No, no, no, no………We stared at each other. The tiny space between us felt too hot. Muscles bulged on his naked frame. He looked feral.Mad gold eyes stared into mine. “Do you miss me, Kate?”I closed my eyes trying to shut him out. I could lie then we would be back to square one. Nothing would be resolved. I’d still be alone, hating him and wanting him.He grabbed my shoulders and shook me once. “Do you miss me?”I took the plunge. “Yes.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
I wasn’t even that lovable to begin with. I was a selfish ass, but somehow something I did made this man love me, deeply and without reservations. He knew things about me that I would die to keep secret. I trusted him more than I trusted anyone in my life. I mattered to him. He was suffering and I wanted it to stop. I wanted to see him happy. I loved him so much.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts
So crosses don’t do anything against your kind?” Sean asked.”No, ” Arland said. “There is no mystical force repelling us.””Then why?””We’re forbidden to kill a creature in a moment of prayer or invocation of their deity. Well, we can, technically, but you have to do penance and purify yourself and nobody wants to spend weeks praying and bathing themselves in the sacred cave springs. The water’s only a fraction warmer than ice. When one of you holds up a cross, it’s difficult to determine whether you’re praying, invoking, or just waving it around. So the sane strategy is to back away.
— Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
One day, she’d find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it.
— Ilona Andrews, On the Edge
Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that’s creepy.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Rises
Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn’t? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt…right. I felt free.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
The judge’s massive eyebrows crept up. “Kaldar. Are you the one speaking for the plaintiff today?” “Yes, Your Honor.””Well, shit, ” Dobe said. “I guess you’re familiar with the law. You hit it over the head, set its house on fire, and got its sister pregnant.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
The vampire gagged. The muscles of its neck constricted, widened, constricted again, and it disgorged a six-inch-long metal cylinder onto my desk. The bloodsucker grasped it, twisted the cylinder’s halves apart, and retrieved a roll of papers. “Photographs, ” Ghastek said, handing me a couple of sheets from the roll.“That’s disgusting.”“He is thirty years old, ” Ghastek said. “All his internal organs, with the exception of the heart, atrophied long ago. The throat makes for a very good storage cavity. People seem to prefer it to the anus.”Translation: be happy I didn’t pull it out of my ass. Thank the gods for small favors.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.
— Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
He leaned toward me. Suddenly the space between us shrank.”I will do everything in my power to ensure your survival, and should the need arise, I will put myself between danger and you.” His voice was quiet and intimate. “Do not hesitate to use me as your shield.”His voice sent tiny shivers through me.Wow.
— Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns
Man can’t handle the chaos. Oh, you can understand it in the abstract, as long as you don’t think about it too hard. But at the core of it, whenever humans come against chaos, they deal with it in one of three ways. … Faced with chaos you will either ignore it, dance around it, or you will go mad.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
Mom?” Mother turned to Grandmother.”What?””She’s going to lunch with her kidnapper!””Take a picture for me, ” Grandma said.
— Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me
She had only two modes of operation: complete control or complete insanity.
— Ilona Andrews, Retribution Clause
The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. “Nice knife.” The voice was deep but female.I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mage’s chest. Shit. Missed the neck. “Here, have another one.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
Give me a few minutes.”“You have time.” He sat in the grass.“Are you just going to sit there and watch me?”“Yes. Watching pretty peasant girls is what we poor little rich boys do best.”“Peasant?”He shrugged. “You started the name calling.
— Ilona Andrews, On the Edge
Since I’ve moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and I haven’t even gotten a parking ticket in my entire time as a driver. Yet if anything at all happens in the neighborhood, you appear at my door. I bet if a meteorite fell somewhere in the subdivision, you would be here asking me if I personally launched it out of my doomsday cannon.
— Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. “I’m sorry, I must’ve missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me.” from Clean Sweep
— Ilona Andrews
You see, the mailman saw your husband during one of his walks.””He’s my fiancé, ” I told her. “We are living in sin.”Heather blinked, momentarily knocked off her stride, but recovered. “Oh, that’s nice.””It’s very nice. I highly recommend it.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts
We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It’ll be great . . .
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks
Mad Rogan: “Resistance is futile.”Nevada: “You are not assimilating me!
— Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me
If I lost him here, to this idiotic fight, after I fought and guarded him for two weeks, after I cried and thought he was dying, I would find him in the afterlife and I would murder him again.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds – Awake
Mahon’s wife stared down at us. Her hands went to her hips. “Which one of you idiots wants to explain to me what the hell is going on?”With great effort I raised my arm and pointed in Mahon’s general direction. “Him.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds – Awake
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.
— Ilona Andrews, Fate’s Edge
Azdaha were no joke. … Not much is known about this dragon [the aforementioned Gandarw], except that he apparently had yellow heels. I wonder why that was such an important detail. I mean if I were describing Godzilla, the color of his heels wouldn’t be the first thing I would mention.
— Ilona Andrews
How did the hearing go?” she asked.“We won, sort of, ” Kaldar said. “We die at dawn.”“The court gave the Sheeriles twenty-four hours, ” William corrected.“Yes, but ‘we die at dawn the day after tomorrow’ doesn’t sound nearlyas dramatic.”“Does it have to be dramatic all the time?” Catherine murmured.“Of course. Everyone has a talent. Yours is crocheting and mine ismaking melodramatic statements.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
Very well.” He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. “You haven’t run off so you want to talk. I will hear your explanation now.””Really, Your Majesty? So good of you to condescend. I’ll try to use small words and go slow.””You’re wasting my time. I know Jim betrayed me and you’re covering for him. This is your chance to dazzle me wih your brillance or baffle me with your bullshit. You won’t get another. When I get out, I won’t be in the mood to listen.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes
He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn’t know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William’s gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
a dense wall of greenery bordered it, …an impenetrable barrier of oaks, evergreen shrubs, blackberry that somehow resisted the frost, and thorns. In the defense department, the witches would make Sleeping Beauty’s evil witch weep with jealousy.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks
I realized that I’m a child.”William looked point-blank at her chest. “No.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
I have a serious question.””I will give a serious answer.””Can a god be killed?”The humor drained from Roman’s face. “Well, that depends on if you’re a pantheist or a Marxist.””What’s the difference?””The first believes that divinity is the universe. The two are synonymous and nonexistent without each other. The second believes in anthropocentrism, seeing man in the center of the universe, and god as just an invention of human conscience. Of course, if you follow Nietzsche, you can kill God just by thinking about him.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
In my experience, the ex-military guys came in two types. The first grew long hair, sprouted beards, and indulged in all the things they hadn’t been able do while they’d been in the armed forces. The second did their best to pretend they never got out.
— Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
Kaldar almost never stops and thinks about the consequences of his actions. Something is fun or not fun, and my brother’s fun often lands him in interesting places such as jails or castles belonging to California robber barons. Where other people see certain death, my brother sees an opportunity for a hilarious, thrilling adventure. But when I got the tattoo, Kaldar warned me that marrying her was a bad idea.
— Ilona Andrews, Steel’s Edge
Have you ever met someone and felt… I don’t know how to describe it, felt a chance at having something that eluded you? I don’t know… Forget I said anything.”I knew what he meant. He was describing that moment when you realize that you are lonely. For a time you can be alone and doing fine and never give a thought to living any other way and then you meet someone and suddenly you become lonely. It stabs at you, almost like a physical pain, and you feel both deprived and angry, deprived because you wish to be with that person and angry, because their absence brings you misery. It’s a strange feeling, akin to desperation, a feeling that makes you wait by the phone even though you know that the call is an hour away. I was not going to lose my balance. Not yet.
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites
Well, when it became obvious that magic was going to wreck the computer networks, people tried to preserve portions of the Internet. They took snapshots of their servers and sent the data to a central database at the Library of Congress. The project became known as the Library of Alexandria, because in ancient times Alexandria’s library was said to contain all the human knowledge, before some jackass burned it to the ground.
— Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
Torch strode over and stared at the fiver”What’s this?””Some change for you. Buy your flunkies some decent clothes.” I dipped my fingers into the jar and smeared think fragrant paste on my face. Torch frowned, mirroring the expression on my aunt’s face.”Change?”Oh, for crying out loud. “It’s money. We don’t use coins as currency now, we use paper money.” He stared at me. “I’m insulting you! I’m saying your poor, like a beggar, because your undead are in rags. I’m offering to clothe your servants for you, because you can’t provide for them. Come on, how thick do you have to be?”He jerked his hand up. A jet of flame erupted from his fingers, sliding against the ward. I jerked back from the windows on instinct. The fire died. I leaned forward. “Do you understand now?” More fire. “What’s the matter? Was that not enough money?
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
There comes a point where you have to stop trying to repair yourself and accept the fact that you’re broken.
— Ilona Andrews, Sweep in Peace
Oh, Gods.”His eyes shone with want and predatory satisfaction. “The name’s William. It’s a common mistake.
— Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon
I’ve read your summary.””And?””It’s not incompetent.”Be still, my heart, so I don’t faint from such faint phrase. “Did you expect it to be written in crayon?
— Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds
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