Jean Kerr quotes are thought-provoking, memorable and inspiring. From views on society and politics to thoughts on love and life, Jean Kerr has a lot to say. In this list we present the 21 best Jean Kerr quotes, in no particular order. Let yourself get inspired!
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Jean Kerr quotes
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
— Jean Kerr
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.
— Jean Kerr
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
— Jean Kerr
The only reason that they say, ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
— Jean Kerr
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.
— Jean Kerr
I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?
— Jean Kerr
I don’t want to see the uncut version of anything.
— Jean Kerr
I think success has no rules but you can learn a great deal from failure.
— Jean Kerr
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas?
— Jean Kerr
If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation.
— Jean Kerr
The thing about having a baby is that thereafter you have it.
— Jean Kerr
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation.
— Jean Kerr
Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism does he write “I had a fun time”? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don’t know that you will prove anything this way but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.
— Jean Kerr
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn’t permanent.
— Jean Kerr
You don’t seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.
— Jean Kerr
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
— Jean Kerr
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
— Jean Kerr
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
— Jean Kerr
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
— Jean Kerr
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
— Jean Kerr
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
— Jean Kerr
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
— Jean Kerr
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