Jim Benton quotes are thought-provoking, memorable and inspiring. From views on society and politics to thoughts on love and life, Jim Benton has a lot to say. In this list we present the 12 best Jim Benton quotes, in no particular order. Let yourself get inspired!
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Jim Benton quotes
School prepares you for the real world… which also bites.
— Jim Benton
This means that I don’t have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I’d just like to say that I’m deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
Things Isabella Wouldn’t Care About: – Titanic sinking again. – Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world’s most innocent panda. – Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
How Superheroes Make Money: – Spider-Man knits sweaters. – Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. – Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
I’m telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There’s just no way to really prepare for that.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don’t have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn’t resemble art in any way.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I’m all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
I can’t imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the bathroom?3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?4. I don’t understand anything you’ve said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote “Please stop can’t breathe” in the dirt with her finger.
— Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
— Jim Benton
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