Mae West quotes are thought-provoking, memorable and inspiring. From views on society and politics to thoughts on love and life, Mae West has a lot to say. In this list we present the 72 best Mae West quotes, in no particular order. Let yourself get inspired!
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Mae West quotes
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
— Mae West
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
— Mae West
It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.
— Mae West
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
— Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
— Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
— Mae West
I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
— Mae West
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
— Mae West
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
— Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
— Mae West
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
— Mae West
She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
— Mae West
I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them.
— Mae West
Goodness had nothing to do with it.
— Mae West, She Done Him Wrong
You are never too old to become younger!
— Mae West
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
— Mae West
A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
— Mae West
Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
— Mae West
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
— Mae West
I’m single because I was born that way.
— Mae West
Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
— Mae West, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
— Mae West
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
— Mae West, Wit & Wisdom of Mae West
I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
— Mae West
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
— Mae West
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
— Mae West
Sex is an emotion in motion.
— Mae West
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
— Mae West, Wit & Wisdom of Mae West
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
— Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
— Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
— Mae West
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
— Mae West
To err is human – but it feels divine.
— Mae West
When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
— Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
— Mae West
The score never interested me, only the game.
— Mae West
One more drink and I’ll be under the host.
— Mae West
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
— Mae West
Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
— Mae West
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out
— Mae West
They say love is blind . . . and marriage is an insritution. Well I’m nor ready for an instirurion for rhe blind just yet.
— Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.
— Mae West
When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I’ve never tried before.
— Mae West
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
— Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
— Mae West
He who hesitates is last.
— Mae West
Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
— Mae West
Marriage is a great institution but I’m not ready for an institution.
— Mae West
When women go wrong men go right after them.
— Mae West
Dennis Thatcher husband of Margaret Thatcher when asked who wore the pants in his house said “I do and I also wash and iron them.” I only like two kinds of men domestic and foreign.
— Mae West
When you’ve got the personality you don’t need the nudity.
— Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
— Mae West
I used to be snow-white . . . but I drifted.
— Mae West
When I’m good I’m very good but when I’m bad I’m better.
— Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
— Mae West
Between two evils I always picked the one I never tried before.
— Mae West
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it and they can’t ever take that away from you.
— Mae West
She’s the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
— Mae West
Virtue has its own reward but no sale at the box office.
— Mae West
To err is human, but it feels divine.
— Mae West
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
— Mae West
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
— Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
— Mae West
Look your best – who said love is blind?
— Mae West
When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.
— Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
— Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
— Mae West
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
— Mae West
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
— Mae West
A man’s kiss is his signature.
— Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
— Mae West
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
— Mae West
I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?
— Mae West
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