Red Skelton quotes are thought-provoking, memorable and inspiring. From views on society and politics to thoughts on love and life, Red Skelton has a lot to say. In this list we present the 12 best Red Skelton quotes, in no particular order. Let yourself get inspired!
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Red Skelton quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory … I forget the other two.
— Red Skelton
There are three ages of man: youth middle age and “Gee you look good.”
— Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars – green and wrinkled.
— Red Skelton
My doctor said I look like a million dollars – green and wrinkled.
— Red Skelton
I won’t mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn’t heard.
— Red Skelton
I’ve put on a lot of weight… I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
— Red Skelton
I don’t pick on politicians. They ain’t done nothin’.
— Red Skelton
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
— Red Skelton
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
— Red Skelton
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
— Red Skelton
If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I’ve said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
— Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
— Red Skelton
I left home because I was hungry.
— Red Skelton
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