11 Inspiring Red Tash Quotes (Free List)

Red Tash quotes are thought-provoking, memorable and inspiring. From views on society and politics to thoughts on love and life, Red Tash has a lot to say. In this list we present the 11 best Red Tash quotes, in no particular order. Let yourself get inspired!

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Red Tash quotes

I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.

— Red Tash, Troll Or Derby


So confusing. It was some kind of magic, I knew that for sure, but I didn’t understand the subtleties of it all. You’d have thought all those years of HBO and shit would have prepared me better.

— Red Tash, Troll Or Derby


If Liana wanted to fight over Harlow, she was going to lose. Not that I liked him that way. That was to say, I wasn’t sure how I felt about Harlow, but it damned sure wasn’t up to her to tell me.

— Red Tash, Troll Or Park


Oh, hell. You’re a fairy, ” I said. “Yeah, ” he said. “You know, they call it ‘being gay’ nowadays, but sure, whatever.

— Red Tash, Troll Or Derby


Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear. ~Madame Zelda to Roller Deb

— Red Tash, Troll Or Derby


When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?

— Red Tash, This Brilliant Darkness


He was six years old this time, and ancient.

— Red Tash, This Brilliant Darkness


He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The color of heaven. Of her hair. He sat back and cracked open the dry, leather cover of a pew Bible, and a mixture of sweat and tears christened its pristine pages.

— Red Tash, This Brilliant Darkness


Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It’s just that you sounded so…twat-ish just then.

— Red Tash, This Brilliant Darkness


There was nothing but power, and those who hadn’t yet found the tap. (Greachin)

— Red Tash, This Brilliant Darkness


She took a deep breath. “Let me begin again.” If this girl wanted to play ball in front of her department head, Christine would bring it. She closed her eyes and accessed the most expensive Philo Department vocabulary words she possessed.”Well, as human beings, when we immanentize the eschaton…

— Red Tash, This Brilliant Darkness


There were lots of things in this lifetime that I’d doubted, precious little I’d known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I would save her, or die trying.

— Red Tash, Troll Or Derby