23 Inspiring Quotes from And That’s Why I’m Single (by Josh Stern)

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I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting… but I’m still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


If it’s the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


It’s one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!… That’s a real talent

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


It’s not hard to fail…it’s hard to accept you failed…but once that’s out of the way, it’s pretty smooth sailing

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials….I would love to’ pay no interest for 6 months

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


it can’t be wrong, if it feels so wrong

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Be nice to people on your way up, because you’ll land on them on your way down

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce….?

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Don’t you wish we all lived in black light…. for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Dr. Suess said: ‘Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened..’ I tell my dates: ‘Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


I’ve always been a poor sport and a sore loser…any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


When she says ‘I’ve never done this before” she just means with you

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Come Hell or High Water” usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels….

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


When you’re out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that’s no chocolate on the pillow

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


I hate pulling out… I mean, I’m really bad at the whole parking thing….

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


the only drinking problem I’ve ever had, is figuring out why I’m still stuck in this salad spinner

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single


Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single