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If it’s the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
It’s not hard to fail…it’s hard to accept you failed…but once that’s out of the way, it’s pretty smooth sailing
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
it can’t be wrong, if it feels so wrong
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Be nice to people on your way up, because you’ll land on them on your way down
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Don’t you wish we all lived in black light…. for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Come Hell or High Water” usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels….
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
When you’re out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that’s no chocolate on the pillow
— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
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