10 Inspiring Quotes from The Complete Calvin and Hobbes (by Bill Watterson)

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The Complete Calvin and Hobbes Quotes

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you’re doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you’re lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you’re really lucky.

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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Calvin : There’s no problem so awful, that you can’t add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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I have all these great genes, but they’re recessive. That’s the problem here.

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.-Calvin

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long.

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient’s friends.

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I’m cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

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