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Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
It was going to be our job to annoy someone?” “I know—it’s a dream come true!
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
Keep moving!” “Bea’s arguing with the floor.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there!
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Good, ” she said, “because if you fall off a skyscraper, I’ll be so mad at you.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
Are you . . . lost?” “Not really, ” she told him. “We just don’t know where we’re going.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
…Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon…
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
Well, the bad news, ” Swedish said from the wheel, “is that Chess still thinks he’s funny.” “What’s the good news?” Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. “That Kodoc dropped a bomb on the city?
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion, ” she told me.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
We’re alive!” Swedish told her. “I did not see that coming.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
If Chess is the switch, ” Loretta said, “how does he turn the Fog off?” Bea bit her lower lip. “I don’t know—ask Chess.” “How would I know?” I said. “You try being a switch.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
You know what to do?” “Wander around, ” I said. “Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.” “Yeah, ” I said, “that’s exactly how I’d describe him.
— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
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