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Undercover Lovers Quotes
I’d make you my favorite jungle gym if you’d let me.’- Katrina, ‘Convicted
— Dee Tenorio, Undercover Lovers
Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?
— Chloe Cole, Undercover Lovers
Fine!’ she snapped, the desperation to have him growing exponentially now. ‘I missed you. Only you. No man could ever make me feel like you do. I’m ruined for all others. I renamed all my vibrators after you and none of them get me off like you can. Happy now?’His eyes glazed for a second. ‘*All* your vibrators?’-Convicted
— Dee Tenorio, Undercover Lovers
Not much makes me feel uncomfortable about sexuality. It’s the most natural thing in the world. I don’t really get why people make such a stink. It’s like being embarrassed of hunger or thirst.
— Chloe Cole, Undercover Lovers
You know what would really help? If men started looking at it like a bank. The more you deposit the more you can withdraw later. Make a woman come as a rule, she’s going to be more receptive to regular sex and much more open-minded about what’s on the table as far as experimenting. Common sense.
— Chloe Cole, Undercover Lovers
Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony would be worth a ride.
— Cari Quinn, Undercover Lovers
Do you like blowjobs? “Did you just ask me if I like blowjobs?” he asked in a low voice. “I swear that’s what it sounded like.” “Yes.” She folded her hands in front of her and met his gaze head-on. “I haven’t given nearly enough of them but I’d like to practice.
— Cari Quinn, Undercover Lovers
A woman’s sexuality is not at all like a man’s. A man can literally f**k a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his c**k, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It’s a no brainer.
— Chloe Cole, Undercover Lovers
I wanted to, um, apologize for earlier. I can’t believe I did that. I didn’t think it could be real and—” “Didn’t think what could be real?” …Your penguin.
— Cari Quinn, Undercover Lovers
Sweetheart, I’ll be a Marine ‘til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now.
— Dee Tenorio, Undercover Lovers
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