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Unmanned Quotes
If men were necessary in the procreation process, they’d have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
I’m just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
False hope is better than no hope at all.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin’ the bird’ s a hell of a lot easier.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain’t nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Sometimes it’s nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
I’d love to go out with you, but I’d hate to deprive some village of its idiot.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
If you don’t scare the neighbors while copulating, I’m afraid you’re doing something terribly wrong.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
You don’t know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
When men age they’re called sophisticated. When women age they ain’t called at all.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
What if there’s no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
All’s well so long-as you don’t get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Expect stupid. It’s everywhere.
— Lois Greiman, Unmanned
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