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Unplugged Quotes
Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
If money don’t buy happiness, what the hell does?
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
I’d rather be pissed off then pissed on.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
Men have two outstanding features–their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
If at 1st you don’t succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y’ still won’t succeed, but you sure as hell won’t give a shift.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
Sometimes stupid is crime enough.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
Matrimony and firefighting. They ain’t for cowards.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don’t look so good.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
Excuses are like butt holes everyone has ’em and they all stink.
— Lois Greiman, Unplugged
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