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Vibrizzio quotes about sex
That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?
— Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus
— Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.
— Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.
— Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?
— Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two…
— Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
— Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.
— Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
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