29 Inspiring Quotes about Ex

Are you looking for inspirational quotes about ex? Inspiring Lizard has got you covered! In this article we present the 29 most beautiful ex quotes we could find. Let’s get inspired!

Ex quotes

Darlin’, you can’t tell me your ex wasn’t adventurous and not expect me to see it as a challenge.

— Leah Braemel, Slow Ride Home

It isn’t every day an ex decides to haunt us.

— Marybeth Niederkorn, Small Town Tales: Volume 1

Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you’ll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas, and you’ll run into every ex you have.

— Tim Gunn, Gunn’s Golden Rules: Life’s Little Lessons for Making It Work

I killed my ex lovers and buried to my memories’ grave. It is JanuaryAnd I am tired of being brave.

— Arzum Uzun

My ex wants to come and rescue me.’‘Too late! I already rescued you. Who does this guy think he is?

— Brynn Kelly, Edge of Truth

Deus ex machina not only erases all meaning and emotion, it’s an insult to the audience. Each of us knows we must choose and act, for better or worse, to determine the meaning of our lives…Deus ex machina is an insult because it is a lie.

— Robert McKee, Story: Substance, Structure, Style, and the Principles of Screenwriting

Does that new man in your life call his ex “a slut”, “a whore”, “a bitch”, “psycho” , “crazy”, “a nutter” etc etc. Chances are, whatever he’s calling his ex right now, he’ll be calling you when things don’t go his way. Be warned.

— Miya Yamanouchi, Embrace Your Sexual Self: A Practical Guide for Women

I can still love an ex as a person, regardless if the breakup was bad. I would never wish anything negative on them. It takes more energy to hate them than to wish them well.

— Ashley Greene

Don’t look now, but that’s my ex over there.”Surely I’m not the only one who takes “don’t look now” as “there’s no better time than now.” I looked.”Bad, Ali!” Another slap to my arm. “Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?

— Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

My ex calls the ochre winter ‘autumn’ as we queue to hear dock boys play jazz fugues in velvet dark.— Broken Verses

— Kamila Shamsie

It’s been so many years since I actually had a date that I’ve forgotten how to act. You don’t mention your ex when you’ve finished fucking your date it’s poor protocol

— Scarlet Blackwell, Secondhand Heart

What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped and my ex best friend is crazy. But, hey, at least I’m making an A in History’?

— C.J. Daugherty, Night School

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don’t bear his autograph.

— Natalya Vorobyova

In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.

— S.A. Tawks, Mule

When your ex says “I miss you”, that means the person they tried to replace you with has failed.

— Manasa Rao

There’s no ex out there who I’m not friends with today, and I’m extremely thankful for that.

— Taylor Lautner

how lord masuka brought back my ex back

— colby lantee

If you try to send a clear signal to and call your SoulMate into your life, having unfinished business with your ex is like static on the line.

— Annette Vaillancourt, How to Manifest Your Soulmate with Eft: Relationship as a Spiritual Path

He counts as an ex because he made me feel dumped even without making me feel loved first.

— David Levithan, Hold Me Closer: The Tiny Cooper Story

The antagonists of finance’s future, the diaboli ex machina, may have no face at all.

— Usman W. Chohan

Blaming the ex for the breakup is like blaming the clothes for not fitting you.

— Khang Kijarro Nguyen

In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure.

— Tom Franklin, Poachers

A deceitful man will go as far as to trample all over a woman’s reputation and spirit, in order to prove to his ex-love that he was faithful. The irony, is he is still in love with his ex and the new woman in his life doesn’t even realize it.

— Shannon L. Alder

The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?” William asked. The look on William’s face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish

— Tate Hallaway, Tall, Dark & Dead

A deus ex machina will never appear in real life so you best make other arrangements.

— Marisha Pessl, Special Topics in Calamity Physics

I need some kind of… like… last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

— Bryan Lee O’Malley, Scott Pilgrim, Volume 3: Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness

But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend’s brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn’t know what it was.

— Rachel Vincent, Reaper

Introduction of deus ex machina is a tell-tale sign of sloppy plotting.

— Mike Mehalek, Many Genres, One Craft: Lessons in Writing Popular Fiction

ZANE: Everyone has an ex they regret.

— Bijou Hunter, In the Wind