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Kitchen quotes
Chocolate is a kitchen witch’s secret weapon. It makes friends easily, soothes troubled spirits, and is conducive to romance. When nothing else works, go with chocolate.—Sadie Trevalyn’s Book of Kitchen Witchery
— Alyssa Goodnight, Just Say Yes
One can’t work/by limelight.//A bowlful/right at/one’s elbow//produces no/more than/a baleful/glow against/the kitchen table.//The fruit purveyor’s/whole unstable/pyramid//doesn’t equal/what daylight did.
— Kay Ryan
You don’t live in luxury! You are relegated to sleep in the little store room behind the kitchen with the cockroaches and rats and are at the mercy of Mrs. Gupta, ’ Reena was indignant. ‘It’s five-star accommodation compared to a mud hut.
— Renita D’Silva, Monsoon Memories
The kitchen really is the castle itself. This is where we spend our happiest moments and where we find the joy of being a family.
— Mario Batali
And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and restaurant dinners a man showered on a woman before he married her, what he secretly wanted was for her to flatten out underneath his feet like Mrs. Willard’s kitchen mat.
— Sylvia Plath
One time, on Marine One, the president asked me my opinion. I had a flashback to being at the kitchen table with my dad. That dominant male figure set me up for being confident to express myself with precision and persuasion.
— Dana Perino
Bottoming doesn’t make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re there, please make me a sandwich.
— Michael Makai, Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook
We need more men to sit at the table… at the kitchen table.
— Sheryl Sandberg
The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don’t have a big enough house to accommodate everything.
— Marian McPartland
Get people back into the kitchen and combat the trend toward processed food and fast food.
— Andrew Weil
She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.
— Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
The kitchen is a sacred space.
— Marc Forgione
My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old who live alone.
— Florida Scott-Maxwell
I walk through the old yellow sunlightto get to my kitchen tablethe poem about melying there with the booksin which I am listedamong the dead and future Dylans
— Leonard Cohen, The Energy of Slaves
I love waking up to Sunday morning pancakes. The whole process of making them, just out in the kitchen together making pancakes on a Sunday morning; that’s an experience every girl should have.
— Ronda Rousey
Quit worrying so much about the boards and nails of your life. Focus on the stuff that lasts.” He glanced through the window toward the glowing light of the kitchen where Meg and my mom were laughing about something.
— Laura Anderson Kurk
This letter is written on the skin of one of the water sprites who drowned your parents.”Ick!’ I cried, and dropped the letter on the kitchen table.
— Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family
The big bad monster wasn’t green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying ‘bollocks’ alot.
— Jo Brand
Stories shared in your kitchen will strengthen your family than the stories shared your bedroom
— Kenneth Mahuka
Toward the end of February 1954, James Beard was at work in his Greenwich Village kitchen doing what he most loved to do: cooking delicious meals.
— Laura Shapiro, Something from the Oven: Reinventing Dinner in 1950s America
I leave the kitchen table to bathe, and to dress for church. If only my closet held on its shelves an array of faces I could wear rather than dresses, I would know which face to put on today. As for the dresses, I haven’t a clue.
— Tim Cummings, ORPHANS
I love to design and remodel houses, from working with the contractors to picking the colours, materials, kitchen and bathroom accessories to finally what furniture goes where.
— Olivia Newton-John
When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o’clock in the afternoon and she said, “Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder, ” and her five year old wandered into the kitchen and said, “Sixty hamburgers?
— Sara Sheridan
Modern kitchen – where the pot calls the kettle chartreuse.
— Anonymous
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.
— Charles Bukowski, Women
A woman keeps her kitchen like her heart: Well stocked and labelled and shelved, with lots of air and light, spick and span and filled with love
— Prabhukrishna M
Using someone else’s kitchen feels a little like reading their diary. I’m so anxious.
— Yuhta Nishio, After Hours, Vol. 1
Mine was a patchwork God, sewn together from bits of rag and ribbon, Eastern and Western, pagan and Hebrew, everything but the kitchen sink and Jesus.
— Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith
You’re baking?””Yes.””It’s almost midnight.””I specialize in late-night kitchen disasters.
— Jenna Evans Welch, Love & Gelato
Chefs think about what it’s like to make food. Being a scientist in the kitchen is about asking why something works, and how it works.
— Nathan Myhrvold
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn’t turn it on.
— Erma Bombeck
My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?
— Alice Clayton, Rusty Nailed
…Violet followed her friend into the massive kitchen with its Restoration Hardware fixture and faux-weathered, farmhouse-style cabinets. Its perplexed Violet, the way people tried to make the insides of new homes look old.
— Susan Gloss, Vintage
A calendar was hung in the kitchen as if to say: Expect more of the same.
— Gary Lutz
He’s sitting casually at my kitchen table peeling the skin off an applewith a pocket knife, a red apple that he has quite obviously appropriated from my fruit bowl, might I add.
— L.H. Cosway, Tegan’s Blood
I read usually in the morning, in my kitchen at breakfast – a short reading time, usually poetry. I read in bed every night. I usually get in bed pretty early with a book, and I read until I can’t prop my eyes open anymore – sometimes rather late.
— Sue Monk Kidd
If there is to be any hope of prosperity for this country it is by reversing that policy which made us simply the kitchen garden for supplying the British with cheap food.
— Eamon de Valera
Are you telling me you’re cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?
— Nora Roberts, The MacKade Brothers: Rafe and Jared
Management is the kitchen that produces a delicious meal, where Leadership is the Chef hooked by a purpose across the canyon of risks that adds the fragrance and taste to make it go beyond expectations.
— Amit Chatterjee, Ascent: A Practising Manager’s Growth Mantra
Lying flat against the tile of the kitchen floor listening to someone else have sex is essentially my early twenties in a nutshell.
— David Rakoff, Half Empty
Later—how much later? Hard to tell. In times of tragedy clocks will trick you—Philip stood in the kitchen doorway.
— Dexter Palmer, Version Control
My homies in Gadsden aren’t as exposed as I am culturally, which is awesome – that’s why I love going home. I’m in the kitchen with people who don’t know anything but the simple life, what’s important to them, and what’s dope.
— Yelawolf
My Date was waiting for me at the kitchen door, ears perked, tail wagging and bits of wicker clinging to his nose and mouth” –Abby Shaw, Sucker Punched
— Sammi Carter
The 1st day, I stood in the kitchen leaning against the counter watching Annie feed the cats, and I knew I wanted to do that forever.
— Nancy Garden, Annie on My Mind
The people recognize themselves in their commodities; they find their soul in their automobile, hi-fi set, split-level home, kitchen equipment.
— Herbert Marcuse
Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they come with keys, and sometimes the men, they come with hammers.
— Warsan Shire
Three months before I met you, I was looking for the next thrill, the next party, the next girl. And then I walked in and found you perched in my kitchen like the most beautifully confident creature I’d ever seen, and I knew you’d be a wildfire.
— R.S Grey
It’s the sense of what family is at the dinner table. It was the joy of knowing mother was in the kitchen making our favorite dish. I wish more people would do this and recall the joy of life.
— Paul Prudhomme
It seems like women are always in the kitchen around food and they’re serving and they’re giving and they’re enjoying and it’s part of the plentitude of life and the enrichment of life.
— Kathy Bates
Swap out one of these men with the mute, and I’ll be right as rain, ” Randy said from his spot near the kitchen entrance.“Thought we were besties, ” Bride mumbled into the shot of rum she’d pilfered from Randy’s cabinet.
— Shay Rucker, On the Edge of Love
I have been in sorrow’s kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows with a harp and sword in my hands.
— Zora Neale Hurston
The kitchen is the heart of every home, for the most part. It evokes memories of your family history.
— Debi Mazar
I want you to take a sleeve of Thin Mints and line them up on the edge of the kitchen counter and when I’m hungry I can just bend over and sweep a cookie into my mouth like I’m scoring a goal in hockey.
— Jack Gantos, Dead End in Norvelt
Many a night I woke to the murmer of paper and knew (Dad) was up, sitting in the kitchen with frayed King James – oh, but he worked that book; he held to it like a rope ladder.
— Leif Enger, Peace Like a River
Multi-tasking is great in the kitchen when you are trying to time the chicken to be ready at the same time as the potatoes. But do not assume it is a great way to manage a workday.
— Joanne Tombrakos, It Takes An Egg Timer, A Guide to Creating the Time for Your Life
It wasn’t until I worked in the Perth Hospital kitchen in the 1970s that I began hearing stories about the ghosts that haunted their halls at night.
— Arlene Stafford-Wilson, Lanark County Chronicle
I have smelt all the aromas there are in the fragrant kitchen they call Earth and what we can enjoy in this life I surely have enjoyed just like a lord!
— Heinrich Heine
He raised his arm to strike me. At that very moment, [my daughter] Meiping’s cat, Fluffy, came through the kitchen door, jumped on the man’s leg from behind, and sank his teeth into the flesh of the man’s calf.
— Nien Cheng, Life and Death in Shanghai
The heart of the home beats in the kitchen and a healthy one beats three times a day
— Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom
Me father always said if ya can find a lass who’s brilliant in the kitchen and in the bed ya best not let her go.
— Sara Humphreys, Luck of the Irish
Shadow is on the move, ” a soldier said suddenly…. “We spotted her in the West atrium, then she vanished into the unfinished apartments. Scared the shit out of Dr. Marea on four, then ended up in the kitchen ogling a cheesecake.
— Erin Kellison, Shadow Touched
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
— Phyllis Diller
Do we have a hand mirror?’ I asked from the kitchen doorway.’Never use one, ‘ said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.’Naturally, you’re a male. What you see is what you’ve got, ‘ I said resentfully.’Huh?’ said Lester.
— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, The Grooming of Alice
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Those who are so eager for women and girls to go back to the kitchen might think again about just what it is we might be up to in there. You can plan a lot of damage from a kitchen. It’s also where the knives are kept.
— Laurie Penny
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
— Phyllis Diller
A lot of things in the house were broken or forgotten: the kitchen clock stopped, a closet doorknob coming off in my hand. The sparkly mess of flies I’d swept from the corners. It took sustained, constant living to ward off decay.
— Emma Cline, The Girls
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
— Erma Bombeck
Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.And I managed to cut my finger within 5 minutes of getting home!Those plastic packages are bloody dangerous!!!
— Gary Edward Gedall
There are times when wisdom cannot be found in the chambers of parliament or the halls of academia but at the unpretentious setting of the kitchen table.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Because there wasn’t anything else to do, he settled at the kitchen tablewith a bottle of mead and nearly emptied it. The anesthetic effect he hoped for hadn’t happened, though. At least not yet.
— Ann Gimpel, Earth’s Blood
Do a loony-goony dance ‘Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain’t been there before.
— Shel Silverstein, A Light in the Attic
Everything that has calories in my kitchen is my favorite
— G.A. McKevett, Just Desserts
He realized with sudden clarity that the power axis in a conflict shifted once your adversary had heard you plead for divine intervention while her hands and mouth and body brought you to screaming climax on her kitchen table.
— Jane Rainwater, Red Hats & Renegades
My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call.
— Cathy Guisewite
Even if the chef has a good business head, his focus should be behind kitchen doors. A business partner should take care of everything in front of the kitchen doors.
— Bobby Flay
I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4, 000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.
— Jeremy Clarkson, The World According to Clarkson
Lucy settled into August’s kitchen as if they were a family.
— Susan Richards Shreve, You Are the Love of My Life
If I’m on holiday, I travel light, but if it is a work trip, I take everything but the kitchen sink.
— Marie Helvin
I wish this knife was good for something besides death, that I could cut through time and walk into that house, into that kitchen where he trapped her, and get her out of there. I would make sure she had the future she should have had.
— Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood
The most classic French dessert around the holidays is the Christmas log, with butter cream. Two flavors. Chocolate and coconut. My first job in the kitchen when I was a boy was to make these Christmas logs.
— Alain Ducasse
If you’re in bed and can’t smell the bacon frying in the kitchen – you’re rich.
— C Mack Lewis
Still following the rules, huh?” He grabbed his shift off the back of the kitchen chair and pulled it on.”Still breaking them?” she fired back.
— Robin Bielman, Take a Risk Bundle
Developing games for the PC and consoles is all about everything and the kitchen sink. In many ways, you don’t have design decisions to make. You do it all. So I enjoy going back to making decisions about what’s important as I’m working on a game.
— John Carmack
The kitchen door, painted red from the day Naomi moved in, and a geranium, also red, outside on the stoop, gave the whole area a feeling of whimsy.
— Suzanne Palmieri, The Witch of Belladonna Bay
Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!
— Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits
The little dove, in her nest, in my kitchen window, still awake, all scared, waiting for the storm to pass and we humans are sleeping peacefully, believing that our concrete houses will save us…
— Nauman Khan
Despite a few exceptions, I have found that Americans are now far more willing to learn new names, just as they’re far more willing to try new ethnic foods… It’s like adding a few new spices to the kitchen pantry.
— Firoozeh Dumas, Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America
Sinatra invited me once to his birthday party in L.A. I was young, and I felt great about it. But when I got there, the Rat Pack were all in the kitchen laughing their heads off.
— Tony Bennett
You have a drawer full of dull butter knives and an old pair of kitchen shears. You are hardly armed to the teeth.
— Kingfisher Pink, Marley
I simply believe food is too good to throw away – and Christmas leftovers can be a gastronomic opportunity for the well-skilled kitchen forager. With a little imagination, there are a million ways to use up leftovers rather than bin them.
— Tristram Stuart
Three Italians sitting around a kitchen table without food or drink is a sure sign of trouble.
— A.A. Freda, Goodbye, Rudy Kazoody
The kitchen oven is reliable, but it’s made us lazy.
— Jamie Oliver
Normal life is presentable. In normal life, you clean up the kitchen and keep your balcony tidy and take care of your children. It’s hard work–harder than one might think.
— Fredrik Backman, Britt-Marie var här
Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. “That’s what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.
— David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I’ll show you a woman with enlarged pores.
— Cynthia Heimel, Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women
Actually, it was only part of myself I wanted to kill: the part that wanted to kill herself, that dragged me into the suicide debate and made every window, kitchen implement, and subway station a rehearsal for tragedy.
— Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted
I’m at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Kinko’s is the soup kitchen for the technologically disadvantaged.
— Paul Orfalea
But we disposable women have to be realistic in this life, you know. Else we get itchy and discontented and start contemplating the kitchen knife and wondering whether it wouldn’t look nicer between someone’s shoulder-blades.
— Jude Morgan, The Taste of Sorrow
As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter.
— Victoria Moran
I was in the kitchen drinking coffee when I heard Coretta cry, “Martin, Martin, come quickly!” I put down my cup and ran toward the living room. As I approached the front window Coretta pointed joyfully to a slowly moving bus: “Darling, it’s empty!
— Martin Luther King Jr., The Autobiography of Martin Luther King, Jr.
I closed my eyes under the fluroescent lights and tried to make another birthday wish, a onetime do-over, a rebate, a trade-in on the kitchen sink kiss that started everything, offered up for just one last miracle.
— Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer
women should not be so mean to end up their life at the kitchen after they get married. they should take part in everything that is happening around the world.women’s part of society and also part of world. enjoy your life and smile.
— sarajevo_sara
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear.
— Julia Child
Couldn’t he have come out and greeted her like a civil human being instead of lurking from his kitchen while she shared a clearly intimate moment with his brisket?
— Tracy Ewens, Taste
No one who cooks, cooks alone. Even at her most solitary, a cook in the kitchen is surrounded by generations of cooks past, the advice and menus of cooks present, the wisdom of cookbook writers.
— Laurie Colwin
Now, listen Tyler, ‘ Lara said, feeling a little impatient. She rather liked a cuddle after sex, and a bit of kissing. But a guilt trip was absolutely unacceptable, even if they were lying naked on someone else’s kitchen table.
— Lola Salt, The Extraordinary Life of Lara Craft
Her back bows over the kitchen island, our empty plates rattling with the thrust of my hand. Two orgasms later, she stumbles into the living room to work on her homework, argument forgotten.
— Pam Godwin, Dark Notes
One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They’re not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I’m sure they cost $50, 000 because of NASA.
— Andy Weir, The Martian
I learned early and at that kitchen table that there are ways of avoiding, without guilt, the commitments of love.
— P.D. James, The Children of Men
He pulled my coat off my shoulders, looked at it with distaste, hung it on the back of one of the chairs pushed in under the kitchen table. “You are beautiful”. No one had ever looked me in the eyes and said that. Eric to Sookie, Page 208.
— Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
Lou stood at the kitchen sink, her eyes unfocused on her hazy reflection in the window. Outside the sky was fading from steely blue to indigo. The mountain range beyond was a solid sheet of black, cut out by a child’s sloppy scissors.
— Danika Stone, Edge of Wild
Many men know the recipes of life, but only few go into the kitchen to cook it. Go make it happen!
— Bernard Kelvin Clive
I’ve been my mom’s kitchen helper since I was a little kid.
— Taylor Swift
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude!
— Buddy Valastro
Sadie heard her inside cleaning up the kitchen and wondered what dreams Betty’s mother had for herself, if all mothers had them, bottled up beneath their mother exteriors.
— Karen Brown, The Longings of Wayward Girls
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
— Betty Friedan
On a sticky August evening two weeks before her due date, Ashima Ganguli stands in the kitchen of a Central Square apartment, combining Rice Krispies and Planters peanuts and chopped red onion in bowl.
— Jhumpa Lahiri, The Namesake
The kitchen of the Big House was always one of my favorite places. Airy and sunny. No modern cabinets or anything like that. Just a room full of windows, set into wise, worn walls.
— Suzanne Palmieri, The Witch of Belladonna Bay
There’s a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family.
— Gordon Ramsay
Soon enough the tears came but of course nobody came down to see if she was all right, it was just the slut in the kitchen who’d ruined their lives, getting drunk of neat gin and howling for her lost lunatic offer.
— Patrick McGrath
If you want to fight a war on drugs, sit down at your own kitchen table and talk to your own children.
— Barry McCaffrey
It wasn’t the traditional cooking most people do. For me, as a young chef, Thanksgiving meant going to work in the kitchen at places like Gotham, JoJo and Jean-Georges.
— Wylie Dufresne
On Love – Love without trust is the love you give a dog. You may call that cute little mutt a member of the family but you don’t let him in the kitchen when there’s a roast on the table.
— Marsha Hinds
Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.
— Susan Andersen, Baby, I’m Yours
The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer.
— Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There’d Be Cake
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